You motorboating son of a gun.

Motorboating. Ahaaa. Wedding Crasher, Vince Vaughn. Another older man i would love to....do. I dont know why i have these crushers on suga-daddys because am pretty sure if any of them came on to me i'd shit myself.

WHO AM I KIDDING. No i wouldnt i would be all over it like a rash? A dog on heat? A fly round shit? Who knows the proper saying. I've had it up to here trying to remember things. I am going to come down on myself like a tonne of bricks.

When googling models etc i often come across pics of them TRES scantily clad or naked. Strip the bush naked. Strip. Naked. Strip. Naked.

Dirty Blonde. Dirty. Dirty like Club NME.

If only i had the balls to do this. The balls and the body. Grow a pair Daisy and perhaps make friends with a photoshop wizzkid. Any takers?