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Ask anyone. Ask anyone who knows me and they will all tell you the same. I AM the biggest Harry Potter fan out there. I think i know more about it than old JK herself, not to mention sometimes forgetting its all pretend.

I never considered blogging about my slightly obsessive behaviour towards The Magical world of Harry Potter in which i without a doubt belong in but seen as though we are privileged enough to be graced with Emma Watson's face on the front of this months Vogue i thought, why not?

'S.P.E.W'

I love Emma liberating decision of cutting her bushy Hermione hair. Seriously. Although if it was up to me she would of kept the magic alive with her untamed locks for the rest of her life. Hermione is one of my favourite characters, although she wasn't in the first book, well not until they were attacked by the troll. That changed alot of my views on the Little Miss Know-it-all Granger.

I say she is one of my favourite characters but to be honest with you i find it hard to find ANY character in Harry Potter that i dont love in one way or another (YES including Lord Voldemort, Bellatrix and Lucious Malfoy- Although i only love Lucious for the mere fact he carries his wand around in a long stick with a silver snakes head as a handle. What a bake.)

After reading this there is little point in you trying to talk to me about Harry Potter, i wont tolerate people pretending they know about it when they clearly dont. You dont like bossy? No i wont tolerate it.

These conversations usually end in me spending hours explaining everything they dont understand or arent too sure about the books. When all i really want to do is go home, have a hot bath, wash my hair, make a brew and get in bed with Hazza himself. Having said that i would not bed Harry himself. Ron yes. Lupin yes. Sirius yes. Snape yes. Malfoy yes. Weasley twins HELL YES. They can tagteam me. But I draw the line at Harry as he is almost a brother now (Dumbledore being my dad) and looks slightly like a man in a childs body. I do wish i could of been closer to Dudley. Although i think i am on his christmas card list. I am still waiting for my Hogwarts letter of acceptance so i can (in the words of Percy Weasley) be rubbing shoulders with these sorts of magical chaps.

Also in real life. Malfoy ask Hermy out.

Or ask me.

Actually yeah ask me.

I'd let you put your basilisk into my chamber of secrets.

Hoping you are well,

Mathila Hopkirk.

JUSTICE.

'He's not very well'