grow a pair

As much as I parp on about shaving my hair, I literally DONT have the balls. (Parp. LOL at this word. Did anyone use to read magazines like 'Mizz' and 'Shout' who all had 'the ring of shame' pages which consisted of celebs snapped in awkward positions, a speechbubble from their bottoms and the words 'Parp' inside. How lovely).

Yeah so head shaving. I think its brilliant i truely do but sadly like I said i dont have the balls OR a thin enough bod for it (sadly as i have been told i'd be the 'curvy' bandmember. Cheers mate)

As i know Jose will be reading this (as she recently graffitied my facey-b wall saying i need to post) i think she should have this done. Here are a few pics of Agyness Deyn gracing the trend. (Aggy Aggy Aggy, always made them sad BUT DID she ever make them happy?)

Would also just like to point out that i DONT like this girl. In the slightest. Agyness i mean, Not Josie. Her voice is horrendous and her bezzie is an annoying woofter who gets on my 32e's (YEP. 32 e's) and is only good at making tights. Occasionally.

The shoots pretty mint tho.

I wouldnt mind doing something like it if i can talk Josie into shaving her Do' and Ruby can style and i can take the pics. Oooh it could be a bonding session.

Josie's had her hair cut. Dunt she look a right nut.