I'll be your private dancer. Dancer for moohlah.

Some sketches from my private sketchbook. Thought i should upload them to keep you interested THAT and the fact am in the middle of watching 'Orphan' and I am completely shit scared so i am multi-tasking so i dont concentrate too much on the film. Think ima have to get in my mums bed tonight.

grow a pair

As much as I parp on about shaving my hair, I literally DONT have the balls. (Parp. LOL at this word. Did anyone use to read magazines like 'Mizz' and 'Shout' who all had 'the ring of shame' pages which consisted of celebs snapped in awkward positions, a speechbubble from their bottoms and the words 'Parp' inside. How lovely).

Yeah so head shaving. I think its brilliant i truely do but sadly like I said i dont have the balls OR a thin enough bod for it (sadly as i have been told i'd be the 'curvy' bandmember. Cheers mate)

As i know Jose will be reading this (as she recently graffitied my facey-b wall saying i need to post) i think she should have this done. Here are a few pics of Agyness Deyn gracing the trend. (Aggy Aggy Aggy, always made them sad BUT DID she ever make them happy?)

Would also just like to point out that i DONT like this girl. In the slightest. Agyness i mean, Not Josie. Her voice is horrendous and her bezzie is an annoying woofter who gets on my 32e's (YEP. 32 e's) and is only good at making tights. Occasionally.

The shoots pretty mint tho.

I wouldnt mind doing something like it if i can talk Josie into shaving her Do' and Ruby can style and i can take the pics. Oooh it could be a bonding session.

Josie's had her hair cut. Dunt she look a right nut.

BACKOFTHENET

This is how i felt (in a nutshell) once i had purchased these amazing Purple velvet over the knee platforms. I wanna look like a 70's bond girl and these will help me on my way.

I even included the 'ahhhhhhhhh' sound effect before leaning back cockily. Are you getting cocky? Yeahhhh.

Against the world and society
Girls that make you go weak at the knees
The fun starts on the balcony
The perfect girl from the bond film

Yes I can see it that you want to be with me
I can see it that you want to be with me

WHO ARE YA? WHO ARE YA?... Angel of the north.

two words. SPANK.BANK.

Nuff said.

Eurgh. I didnt know what that was then.

I have finally bought my fabric for the Fashion show. Yeah boy. This is big news and rather than feeling as stressed about it as i was before today i am actually now looking forward to start work on my garment.

Our theme is 'Inside out' So we have had to focus on bones, cells, blood.... Mmmmm steak. I'm a vegetarian. GOD I LOVE STEAK and i WILL put chicken in your mouth when your sleeping 'Jim'.

Instead of going for a full on blood fest (because like i once admitted i am infact abit of a girly girl- Nah am not actually) Anyway i have opted on printing on to my material with either silk paints OR screen priniting it.

Heres some of my sketchbook work for this brief.

Close up Mr.Deville.

Will keep you posted.

Hello boyyys.

WHERE has River Island come from? Whipping out all these fab pieces. I am in love with this foxy red number.

NOT to mention these beautys. No offence too anyone who likes River Island but i always avoided it cos i thought it was just tacky crap which the designers insisted on branded every piece with a visable R.I logo. Asthough you'd be showing off the fact everyone is wearing the same outfit as you on in the club. Errr body in the club getting tipsy. Its gettin' hot in herre. So take off all your clothes. I am getting so hot, i wanna take my clothes off. Nelly hang all out. Mix a little bit a ah, ah, With a little bit a ah, ah. Nelly just fall out. Give a little bit a ah, ah. With a little bit a ah, ah. Nelly hang all out. With a little bit a ah, ah. And a sprinkle a that ah, ah. Nelly just fall out. I like it when ya ah, ah Girl, Baby make it ah, ah.

Strip the bush. Naked. Strip naked.

Yeah so i went in and saw these. The jacket was a little pricey for my budget but i am seriously considering borrowing my mums credit card and purchasing this bad boy. The shoes are 25 squid in the sale.

I asked the sales assistant about opening up a River Island card. They stopped doing them. Oh my hat! Its resulted in me calling the lady a 'smallboy' and trashing Lancaster River Island. I got a fine on the spot and i am due in court in 3 months time.

JJ.

What did you do when you got home? Honestly? Yeah me too.

Is that a 'Henleys' Logo on your pants or you just pleased to see me.

Skimming through old photographs, i find this. LOL. Yes thats me. And yes funnily enough this guy DID turn into a stalker. I saw him out the next weekend and he told me he liked my car.

Get away from you fucking creep, before i have to back hand you, you, you dirty dog you.

I am glad i am finally growing up. I do seriously think i have matured a great deal this year and i can say i think i am happy with myself, i am perhaps still in my own world a little but i highly doubt thats such a bad thing. I WILL TELL YOU WHATS PISSING ME OFF THOUGH. THIS. HOW ALL OF MY SENTANCES ARE AUTOMATICALLY SET AT MIDDLE ALIGNMENT.

I will have to consult Ruby, she may know how to change it, i hate computers. I just use to sit in my computer class typing business letter heads in ransom font.

Anyway i uploaded this picture because.. Well, just LOOK at my tan. I think i need a holiday.

DEF consider going solo again.

Her-my-oh-knee

Ask anyone. Ask anyone who knows me and they will all tell you the same. I AM the biggest Harry Potter fan out there. I think i know more about it than old JK herself, not to mention sometimes forgetting its all pretend.

I never considered blogging about my slightly obsessive behaviour towards The Magical world of Harry Potter in which i without a doubt belong in but seen as though we are privileged enough to be graced with Emma Watson's face on the front of this months Vogue i thought, why not?

'S.P.E.W'

I love Emma liberating decision of cutting her bushy Hermione hair. Seriously. Although if it was up to me she would of kept the magic alive with her untamed locks for the rest of her life. Hermione is one of my favourite characters, although she wasn't in the first book, well not until they were attacked by the troll. That changed alot of my views on the Little Miss Know-it-all Granger.

I say she is one of my favourite characters but to be honest with you i find it hard to find ANY character in Harry Potter that i dont love in one way or another (YES including Lord Voldemort, Bellatrix and Lucious Malfoy- Although i only love Lucious for the mere fact he carries his wand around in a long stick with a silver snakes head as a handle. What a bake.)

After reading this there is little point in you trying to talk to me about Harry Potter, i wont tolerate people pretending they know about it when they clearly dont. You dont like bossy? No i wont tolerate it.

These conversations usually end in me spending hours explaining everything they dont understand or arent too sure about the books. When all i really want to do is go home, have a hot bath, wash my hair, make a brew and get in bed with Hazza himself. Having said that i would not bed Harry himself. Ron yes. Lupin yes. Sirius yes. Snape yes. Malfoy yes. Weasley twins HELL YES. They can tagteam me. But I draw the line at Harry as he is almost a brother now (Dumbledore being my dad) and looks slightly like a man in a childs body. I do wish i could of been closer to Dudley. Although i think i am on his christmas card list. I am still waiting for my Hogwarts letter of acceptance so i can (in the words of Percy Weasley) be rubbing shoulders with these sorts of magical chaps.

Also in real life. Malfoy ask Hermy out.

Or ask me.

Actually yeah ask me.

I'd let you put your basilisk into my chamber of secrets.

Hoping you are well,

Mathila Hopkirk.

JUSTICE.

'He's not very well'