Monday, 31 January 2011

ijustweedonmyhandEURGH

eeeek i am superduper busy right now but i thought i'd have a few wappys and try and get in a blog trance. I attempted to start a diary in January. What a heap of shit that turned out too be. Almost like the time my mum got a kidney infection and was in bed for a week, she thought she was dying thus filling a diary with speeches and playlists for her funeral. These song included:

Dire Straights- Walk of Life
Helen Ready- Dont know what it was called.
Something by Pink Floyd
Something by U2 i think
and something from Jesus Christ Superstar. Nancy.

I need to upload some sketches outta my journal and i also logged on cos Battle has asked me too upload a video of her Boyfs band, who coincidently are pretty good. I thought i was gonna have to lie and make out i liked them but i am glad i dont because i think she can tell when i lie. Her boyfriend is lovely and i am TRES happy for her. In the wise words of Dumbledore 'Oh to be young and to feel loves keen sting'. Heres a little about the newly shaggers.

My first real meeting of Sambob (Yes thats his name- i wasnt sure about the sound of him at first because of his name 'Sambob' i mean Come.On.) it was a pretty good night from what i remember. It was Lucys birthday and we had tickets to see Foals in Leeds so i ventured up on the train and headed off to the gig, me and Luce spent the majority of the gig shouting at the top of our voices 'THIS IS SOUTHSIDE STEVE! YEEEEAAAHHH COME ON!!' Which is another story all together. Anyway Sam was working there that night and ended up coming out with me and Lucy after. Yes i was the gooseberry but dont feel sorry for me, i make my own fun (oh yeah) One too many mexicans in our mouths later we ended up in a takeaway. I had no money left so i made Sam and Lucy pay for a meat pizza for me (Sam is a veggie and Lucy is aswell now BLAH. I love steak) We left the takeaway. 5 mins and one pizza slice down i 'apparently' launched the pizza whilst shouting 'FOR FUCKS SAKE!' The love birds quiclky turned round and asked me what was wrong. With a stupid grin 'I've only gone and left my shoes and bag in the takeaway! (HOW) Lucy asked what was in it and i told her my camera, phone, purse and passport then she asked what i wanted to do. I replied 'Well i cant be arsed walking back' Sam looked on gobsmacked and took that at his queue to run back to the takeaway and retrieve my belonging, which thank fuck were still there. I will never ever drink tequila again after this night. How exactly i managed to leave a takeaway without my bags and barefoot i will never know and i never want too.

Sam put up with alot of Lucy and Daisy shit that night and he seemed to cope with it. This make him acceptable for my best friend. Which is lucky cos we know what happens if your not ;)

I am actually so happy about them together i even made a little video of them and publically posted it on his wall. Which apparently is no longer available so i cant even upload it on here. Shitter.

Lucy you daft apeth.

Anyway this band. Morain. I think its meant to sound like MORE RAIN. Then people will chant 'MORE RAIN MORAIN MORE RAIN! Ahaaa.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DAFxqTNulw


More pressing matters now, MY blog so my artwork.

i.want.this.bandana.

an old piece i thought i'd already uploaded. but i hadnt. silly.

Jethro <3

Handmade AnnSummers party invites for Nance. WHATA nights thats going to be... I'll keep you posted.

'i'll kill you and them loud ass mother fucking barking dogs'

Vallys day card i made to sell

Inside of the vallys card i made to sell.

Playing with differant mediums

Obvs.

Old sellotape and Grandpa.

Fineline.

Whilst watching Juno.

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Yeah so thats all your getting until i pull my fucker of a finger out and get back into it. I was going to make loads of cards to sell for money but i just DONT have the time and when i do have time i'm so shagged i just want to sleep.

See ya later shaggers.

Daisy there arent any comdoms.

Yeah thats cos everyone in Pilling are shaggers.

Sunday, 2 January 2011

Its the only way that your getting out. If you hang around boys like him, they'll bring you down.

An amazing christmas + Alot of 'me' time + debt collectors = Leaving this shit hole you call England.

Yes i am going to Tenerife too work and find myself, hopefully, maybe even find myself a husband. If your one of my close friends, and a close friend who pays attention too me you will know that for some time now i have been thinking against going to uni next year and this christmas has helped me understand what is important in life. I am a real worrier and i dont think i would like to put myself in a situation where i am worrying about paying bills etc when i am already in so much debt. So i am selling my trusty car and 'fucking off'. Before any of you (i am meaning friends now) try and talk me out of this and tell me i am throwing my life away etc just remember this is me and i KNOW its what i have to do too make myself feel happy again. I have to get out of Pilling and this is how i am doing it.

I would love all of your support as i love you all dearly.


On the up side..... HELLO SUMMER CLOTHING.

After i fucking freezing winter i cant think of anything more exciting than wearing a bikini, actually i can. I have a month to get in serious shape. This goes to you Nancy! Who insists on ordering takeaway pretty much every night. NO mum i dont want chinese again. There is only so many differant dished you can order before you realise non of it is even nice. Except maybe special fried rice and salt 'n' pepper spare ribs. Mmmmm I wonder if there are any left overs in the fridge. Be right back....

Anyway yes. Beachwear. Whata breath of fresh air. Cos lets face it who else is sick of these dirty quilted barbours.

Here are some lovely summer pics to put you all in the spirit and me in a diet mood.


Ahh we can wish.

My gal Chloe

He showed off splashing around.

Dont know what this has to do with it, i just love Chloe.




Who knows where i'll be in a years time.

Hopefully not home.