iWILLmakeyourbedrock.

Fancy dress in a couple of weeks or so. Seen as though i NEVER make any effort towards these things (unless i can go Harry Potter based) i have decided i am going to pull the stops out. Here is what i have come up with, well along these lines....

Obviously along the lines of the lil cutie Pebbles.

                 and yes i will dye my hair ginger. probably on semi though. maybes. Hmmmmm....

the best thing around here is the road that leads out of here.

I am back from my 6month stint in Tenerife and I am not fully sure how I feel about this. But hey ho, I find my own fun. Almost fell in love through reasons of my own, became celibate also through reasons of my own (one of those reasons being I am now a clinically overweight alcoholic) You shall be pleased to know I am still as overly and bordering mentally obsessed with Harry Potter. I must say I thou rally enjoyed Deathly Hallows Part 2, I must admit I did put it off a couple of weeks before finally going to see it, I don’t know whether you agree but I felt the quicker I was to watch it the quicker it would be finally over for all of us who’ve followed Harry from the very beginning. It was emotional to say the least, Jesus. One thing I am ashamed to say I neglected whilst I was away is of course Nitty Gritty. I think was because I was an emotional wreck whilst in Tenerife and was up and down like a yoyo, I was probably not myself in the short spaces I may of found time to blog BUT I am now back with avengers and plan to blog now bigger and better than I have done previously.
I am so glad I went and did, finally. For a while I thought I’d made a mistake dropping out of college BUT I now know I didn’t. I want to be free, to travel every country in the world as and when I please and I am in the perfect position to do that now……
I have truly met so many amazingly good people and made lifelong friendships. Of course there have been a few people that have not been anywhere near amazing at all… Otherwise known as pure class cunts. But I guess that’s the way the world works and I guess you every now and then you are more than likely going to bump into a complete knob and every now and then your going to have to set yourself up for heartbreaks and heartaches but it doesn’t stop be being a hopeless romantic and I am a sucker for a happy ending.

You may say I’m a dreamer but I’m not the only one.

Dedicated to Will, Freddy, Paige, Jade, Nadia, Danny Love, Adam, Jolene, Deano, Jildo, Natalie.

Friendship.

I AM BACK. WOOF.

Boy oh Boy.

Would I.

Mav.

Shoot with Megan earlier this year.

Megan bring your camera we can do a shoot whilst your here.xx

Kinda like this.

The Mavs back in town.

Only 2 more days until Megan arrives. I cannot wait. I cannot wait to see a familiar face. Dont get me wrong i am actually in love with my new life but to see a face i recognise and love will make me so happy.

My artwork isnt coming on as much as i thought it would, but in my defence i do work quite alot and when i am not at work i try and tan. Also most of my pens have run out, due to heat and due to drunkenly graffiting my right leg. It DID however look pretty mint and i have priced it up. 1000euros. I am hoping to maybes come in to some money shortly so i can begin to have it.

But obvs only up to my petal. Thats a good point actually... Where would it stop at? My knicker line perhaps? I 'll have to consider that. I dont want the japenese fish things, i want my own artwork with perhaps some of the tattooists to fill it in. I have so many things i want wrote over the pictures too. Hell for leather this could be more hardwork than i imagined. I wouldnt be able to have it done all at once anyway, i would possibly die.

Oliver also comes out soon 2weeks today in fact. Which means he can bring me some more clothes. Eeeek. I hope he treats me to a new outfit or something. Nudgenudge winkwink Oliver. I just need Nancy to come over now with Bobby, Jethro and Andrew and am sound as a pound. And Larry Jotter, Lucy and Linds. But that could be difficult what with work hours and boyfriends. Etc.

I want to upload photos but it wont let me. So i will have to do it at a later date. My camera broke. WELL Andrews camera.

I miss Wonderland magazine. Josie and Ruby if you love me you'd send me a stolen copy from the library. Or atleast a few torn out pages of nude men with their hands down their pants. By the way Ruby and Josie.. I was doing abit of usual facebook 'model' stalking and i actually found one of the models in Wonderland (That shoot with the guys looking like old fashioned prisioners) so i added him. YEP he accepted.

We havent spoke.

As of yet.

I am slowly getting depressed with my lack of differant outfits and lack of money to buy more. So if anyone would like to send me any hand me downs OR make me any nice little outfits?! I'll leave that to you kids.

I am going to invest in a disposable camera this week for Megans arrival then i will hopefully upload some pictures next week.

Love you all.xx

Come on Willy lets get sloshed.

I have been told i have to give FULL credit to Will Monk for uploading this video. I love Will. xx


<3 Day off.

Yeah we had some fun.

Although i am having the most fun time here in Tenerife i cant deny that i am so emotionally drained. I miss my mum and my family and my friends. I miss real food and even the spar. I miss music and Bobby. I miss tea and biscuits. I miss crackers and cheese and pate. I miss Oliver and Seedy. I dont miss Poulton yet. Same shit music too much hype. I miss faithfulness. I miss Jamie and spotify. I miss Andrews awful jokes. I miss nicely dressed boys. Actually. How he dresses i care zero aslong as he dont spill my drink. I miss Harry Potter dvds. Dvds in general. I miss normality. I miss my full wardrobe and jeans and hoodies. I miss quilts and fires. I miss fishnets and Henry Holland tights. I miss unlimited internet.

I love here though. I love juicees. I love my shorts but hate being nocturnal. I love my bracelets of bruises. But not faces.
This wont make sense to you but i HAVE to get it off my chest.

Even if i get away theres always a part of me willing to stay. This what happens if you mess around.

check check check check. A bottle for the trouble. Love you all.

boys we love leave when we ask them to stay

Right so as i am such a cheapskate and wouldnt pay for my Spotify i am stuck in Tenerife with shit music. For example... Fucking Rihanna. All i have to keep me sane is Jamie Ts first album and a lovely little remix he did with Hot Club de Paris.

Boy oh boy Jamie.xx

Eurgh. Joey Deakin.

So. Tenerife. I need to be in a semi sober state of mind to fill you all in on my latest antics but too keep you semi happy here are a few sketches i have done since i have been here. Yes. Since i have been here.

Someone is currently trying to tell me that an island not so far away communicates through whistling. Jesus wept. I think he is called Richie Rich.

I am Dais and I am happy to help.

HEy you big bunch of birks. (As promised) My younger brother has started palling about with a group of lads and after having to sit through 2 hours of them pissed, talking shit and puching each other it came to surface that one of them, Gareth, likes art. I honestly wasnt expecting his artwork to be this good. And because i like it so much i said i would post some of it on my blog because you never know. His name is Gareth Sheals. Dont wear it out.


2 days to go. Bricking it. Peace.

Buzz. Your girlfriend. WOOF.

KAREN I LOVE YOU

Canyoutellwhatitisyet?



my blue hair. although its not gone as blue as i'd hoped. i will have to redo tonight.



You-Complete-Arse-Ronald-Weasley

she never ceases to amaze me. i love you ridiculous amount Hermy.

These motherfuckers are thinking i'm playing, thinking i'm saying this shit cos i'm thinking it? Just to be saying it?

                                                            you dont wanna fuck with me.

DAIS you always have to lower the tone dont you.

SPOT THE SMOOCHER?

gave money to the man he put a bag in my hand

new fucking shades. only a fucking week to go.

Its your boy here. I have been spending stupid amounts on clothing and nothing on serious things such as Travel insurance, apartment deposits etc etc. Ahhh well. Atleast i will look nice being skint. Besides my tres lovely Auntie Janey gave me a generous amount of money in Euros to take so that should keep me on my feet. Thanks Janeth and Degsy and Josh and Elliot and Jaimey and Bob. I love you and miss you all.

Before today i have been really nervous and scared about going but i am suddenly fucking ridiculously excited. I have spoke to the 2 girls i will be sharing an apartment with for the first 4 weeks and they both seem lovely, they are also both travelling alone so we have something in common.

I am supposing to be emptying out my room today and getting rid of any shit i dont want or need but i cant motivate myself into doing this whatsoever, at all and instead have spent the past 3 hours whoring Spotify and making an old fashioned family photo/religious symbols shrine on my wall. Thats for Nance. For when you move into my lovely room. Your gonna miss me when am gone (Thats said in a sort of Sean Connery american accent if you can imagine it). My accents are classsss. Badger boy Bobby doesnt agree, infact he laughs at my Lucious Malfoy impression 'Now, Now, Draco'. that could be more to do with head movements i do when i say it.

Oh Harry. What was the last words Dumbldore spoke to us. Harrys our only hope.

I still havent decided what i am going to do about good old Harry. We probably have about 3 copies of each book lying around my humble abode but if i was going to pack them i would end up paying ridiculous amounts in baggage fayre. I may ask Nance if she can send me a book over at a time.

Oooo i will take a picture of Mums wall shrine. your gonna Lav it.

Kids in water. Lav it.

Boy oh boy. We LAV Rolf in this house.

I cant upload the picture of the shrine because the flash is being a yeti.

In recent news i want to fall in love with a football hooligan. pre-stone island.

Dumbledores Quote of the Day

"There are all kinds of courage. It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends."

Dumbledores Quote of the Day

Happiness can be found in even the darkest of places.. If one simply remembers to turn on the light.

why you turning away for mannn?

I practice every day to find some clever
lines to say
To make the meaning come through
But then I think I'll wait until the evening
gets late
And I'm alone with you

The time is right
Your perfume fills my head
The stars get red
And oh the night's so blue
And then I go and spoil it all
By saying something stupid
Like I love you.

Daisy do you wanna shurrup love?

For those of you who dont know. This is my mum. Nance. My best friend. These are some pictures i took.

Nobody puts Baby in the corner. Sit down Frank. I'm wrong i say i'm wrong.


Mum, i will miss you so much when i go. I love you too pieces and dont have the words to describe how thankful i am to have you in my life. You are always there when i need you. I admire the person you are and you inspire me more than you know. I know your stupid and crazy and Julie Walters but i dont care. I'll be here for you forever through anything and everything.

Ly <3

i just found this for the third time

I AM speechless. I am very rarely speechless.

You could be great, you know, its all here in your head, and Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness, no doubt about that- no? Well if youre sure- better be GRYFFINDOR!

You find yourself trying to do my dance, maybe cos you love me?

So sometimes we all like being a bit of a poser and seen as though it appears i no longer have friends i have nothing to do in my spare time other than take pretty mint photos of myself (sometimes with the help from Bobs- see happy face) On the up side, i am getting pretty good at it arent i and i really enjoy it. Yeyy yet another way to express myself. Express yourselfffffff.

Look i still havent learnt how to get the text write on this god darn thing. You scabhead. Why do they smell though? Cos their scabheads. Yeah like Daisys head. *SMACK* Dont mess with me Bobby.

ijustweedonmyhandEURGH

eeeek i am superduper busy right now but i thought i'd have a few wappys and try and get in a blog trance. I attempted to start a diary in January. What a heap of shit that turned out too be. Almost like the time my mum got a kidney infection and was in bed for a week, she thought she was dying thus filling a diary with speeches and playlists for her funeral. These song included:

Dire Straights- Walk of Life
Helen Ready- Dont know what it was called.
Something by Pink Floyd
Something by U2 i think
and something from Jesus Christ Superstar. Nancy.

I need to upload some sketches outta my journal and i also logged on cos Battle has asked me too upload a video of her Boyfs band, who coincidently are pretty good. I thought i was gonna have to lie and make out i liked them but i am glad i dont because i think she can tell when i lie. Her boyfriend is lovely and i am TRES happy for her. In the wise words of Dumbledore 'Oh to be young and to feel loves keen sting'. Heres a little about the newly shaggers.

My first real meeting of Sambob (Yes thats his name- i wasnt sure about the sound of him at first because of his name 'Sambob' i mean Come.On.) it was a pretty good night from what i remember. It was Lucys birthday and we had tickets to see Foals in Leeds so i ventured up on the train and headed off to the gig, me and Luce spent the majority of the gig shouting at the top of our voices 'THIS IS SOUTHSIDE STEVE! YEEEEAAAHHH COME ON!!' Which is another story all together. Anyway Sam was working there that night and ended up coming out with me and Lucy after. Yes i was the gooseberry but dont feel sorry for me, i make my own fun (oh yeah) One too many mexicans in our mouths later we ended up in a takeaway. I had no money left so i made Sam and Lucy pay for a meat pizza for me (Sam is a veggie and Lucy is aswell now BLAH. I love steak) We left the takeaway. 5 mins and one pizza slice down i 'apparently' launched the pizza whilst shouting 'FOR FUCKS SAKE!' The love birds quiclky turned round and asked me what was wrong. With a stupid grin 'I've only gone and left my shoes and bag in the takeaway! (HOW) Lucy asked what was in it and i told her my camera, phone, purse and passport then she asked what i wanted to do. I replied 'Well i cant be arsed walking back' Sam looked on gobsmacked and took that at his queue to run back to the takeaway and retrieve my belonging, which thank fuck were still there. I will never ever drink tequila again after this night. How exactly i managed to leave a takeaway without my bags and barefoot i will never know and i never want too.

Sam put up with alot of Lucy and Daisy shit that night and he seemed to cope with it. This make him acceptable for my best friend. Which is lucky cos we know what happens if your not ;)

I am actually so happy about them together i even made a little video of them and publically posted it on his wall. Which apparently is no longer available so i cant even upload it on here. Shitter.

Lucy you daft apeth.

Anyway this band. Morain. I think its meant to sound like MORE RAIN. Then people will chant 'MORE RAIN MORAIN MORE RAIN! Ahaaa.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DAFxqTNulw


More pressing matters now, MY blog so my artwork.

i.want.this.bandana.

an old piece i thought i'd already uploaded. but i hadnt. silly.

Jethro <3

Handmade AnnSummers party invites for Nance. WHATA nights thats going to be... I'll keep you posted.

'i'll kill you and them loud ass mother fucking barking dogs'

Vallys day card i made to sell

Inside of the vallys card i made to sell.

Playing with differant mediums

Obvs.

Old sellotape and Grandpa.

Fineline.

Whilst watching Juno.

?

Yeah so thats all your getting until i pull my fucker of a finger out and get back into it. I was going to make loads of cards to sell for money but i just DONT have the time and when i do have time i'm so shagged i just want to sleep.

See ya later shaggers.

Daisy there arent any comdoms.

Yeah thats cos everyone in Pilling are shaggers.

Its the only way that your getting out. If you hang around boys like him, they'll bring you down.

An amazing christmas + Alot of 'me' time + debt collectors = Leaving this shit hole you call England.

Yes i am going to Tenerife too work and find myself, hopefully, maybe even find myself a husband. If your one of my close friends, and a close friend who pays attention too me you will know that for some time now i have been thinking against going to uni next year and this christmas has helped me understand what is important in life. I am a real worrier and i dont think i would like to put myself in a situation where i am worrying about paying bills etc when i am already in so much debt. So i am selling my trusty car and 'fucking off'. Before any of you (i am meaning friends now) try and talk me out of this and tell me i am throwing my life away etc just remember this is me and i KNOW its what i have to do too make myself feel happy again. I have to get out of Pilling and this is how i am doing it.

I would love all of your support as i love you all dearly.

On the up side..... HELLO SUMMER CLOTHING.

After i fucking freezing winter i cant think of anything more exciting than wearing a bikini, actually i can. I have a month to get in serious shape. This goes to you Nancy! Who insists on ordering takeaway pretty much every night. NO mum i dont want chinese again. There is only so many differant dished you can order before you realise non of it is even nice. Except maybe special fried rice and salt 'n' pepper spare ribs. Mmmmm I wonder if there are any left overs in the fridge. Be right back....

Anyway yes. Beachwear. Whata breath of fresh air. Cos lets face it who else is sick of these dirty quilted barbours.

Here are some lovely summer pics to put you all in the spirit and me in a diet mood.

Ahh we can wish.

My gal Chloe

He showed off splashing around.

Dont know what this has to do with it, i just love Chloe.

Who knows where i'll be in a years time.

Hopefully not home.