iWILLmakeyourbedrock.

Fancy dress in a couple of weeks or so. Seen as though i NEVER make any effort towards these things (unless i can go Harry Potter based) i have decided i am going to pull the stops out. Here is what i have come up with, well along these lines....

Obviously along the lines of the lil cutie Pebbles.

                 and yes i will dye my hair ginger. probably on semi though. maybes. Hmmmmm....

the best thing around here is the road that leads out of here.

I am back from my 6month stint in Tenerife and I am not fully sure how I feel about this. But hey ho, I find my own fun. Almost fell in love through reasons of my own, became celibate also through reasons of my own (one of those reasons being I am now a clinically overweight alcoholic) You shall be pleased to know I am still as overly and bordering mentally obsessed with Harry Potter. I must say I thou rally enjoyed Deathly Hallows Part 2, I must admit I did put it off a couple of weeks before finally going to see it, I don’t know whether you agree but I felt the quicker I was to watch it the quicker it would be finally over for all of us who’ve followed Harry from the very beginning. It was emotional to say the least, Jesus. One thing I am ashamed to say I neglected whilst I was away is of course Nitty Gritty. I think was because I was an emotional wreck whilst in Tenerife and was up and down like a yoyo, I was probably not myself in the short spaces I may of found time to blog BUT I am now back with avengers and plan to blog now bigger and better than I have done previously.
I am so glad I went and did, finally. For a while I thought I’d made a mistake dropping out of college BUT I now know I didn’t. I want to be free, to travel every country in the world as and when I please and I am in the perfect position to do that now……
I have truly met so many amazingly good people and made lifelong friendships. Of course there have been a few people that have not been anywhere near amazing at all… Otherwise known as pure class cunts. But I guess that’s the way the world works and I guess you every now and then you are more than likely going to bump into a complete knob and every now and then your going to have to set yourself up for heartbreaks and heartaches but it doesn’t stop be being a hopeless romantic and I am a sucker for a happy ending.

You may say I’m a dreamer but I’m not the only one.

Dedicated to Will, Freddy, Paige, Jade, Nadia, Danny Love, Adam, Jolene, Deano, Jildo, Natalie.

Friendship.

I AM BACK. WOOF.

Boy oh Boy.

Would I.

Mav.

Shoot with Megan earlier this year.

Megan bring your camera we can do a shoot whilst your here.xx

Kinda like this.

The Mavs back in town.

Only 2 more days until Megan arrives. I cannot wait. I cannot wait to see a familiar face. Dont get me wrong i am actually in love with my new life but to see a face i recognise and love will make me so happy.

My artwork isnt coming on as much as i thought it would, but in my defence i do work quite alot and when i am not at work i try and tan. Also most of my pens have run out, due to heat and due to drunkenly graffiting my right leg. It DID however look pretty mint and i have priced it up. 1000euros. I am hoping to maybes come in to some money shortly so i can begin to have it.

But obvs only up to my petal. Thats a good point actually... Where would it stop at? My knicker line perhaps? I 'll have to consider that. I dont want the japenese fish things, i want my own artwork with perhaps some of the tattooists to fill it in. I have so many things i want wrote over the pictures too. Hell for leather this could be more hardwork than i imagined. I wouldnt be able to have it done all at once anyway, i would possibly die.

Oliver also comes out soon 2weeks today in fact. Which means he can bring me some more clothes. Eeeek. I hope he treats me to a new outfit or something. Nudgenudge winkwink Oliver. I just need Nancy to come over now with Bobby, Jethro and Andrew and am sound as a pound. And Larry Jotter, Lucy and Linds. But that could be difficult what with work hours and boyfriends. Etc.

I want to upload photos but it wont let me. So i will have to do it at a later date. My camera broke. WELL Andrews camera.

I miss Wonderland magazine. Josie and Ruby if you love me you'd send me a stolen copy from the library. Or atleast a few torn out pages of nude men with their hands down their pants. By the way Ruby and Josie.. I was doing abit of usual facebook 'model' stalking and i actually found one of the models in Wonderland (That shoot with the guys looking like old fashioned prisioners) so i added him. YEP he accepted.

We havent spoke.

As of yet.

I am slowly getting depressed with my lack of differant outfits and lack of money to buy more. So if anyone would like to send me any hand me downs OR make me any nice little outfits?! I'll leave that to you kids.

I am going to invest in a disposable camera this week for Megans arrival then i will hopefully upload some pictures next week.

Love you all.xx

Come on Willy lets get sloshed.

I have been told i have to give FULL credit to Will Monk for uploading this video. I love Will. xx


<3 Day off.

Yeah we had some fun.

Although i am having the most fun time here in Tenerife i cant deny that i am so emotionally drained. I miss my mum and my family and my friends. I miss real food and even the spar. I miss music and Bobby. I miss tea and biscuits. I miss crackers and cheese and pate. I miss Oliver and Seedy. I dont miss Poulton yet. Same shit music too much hype. I miss faithfulness. I miss Jamie and spotify. I miss Andrews awful jokes. I miss nicely dressed boys. Actually. How he dresses i care zero aslong as he dont spill my drink. I miss Harry Potter dvds. Dvds in general. I miss normality. I miss my full wardrobe and jeans and hoodies. I miss quilts and fires. I miss fishnets and Henry Holland tights. I miss unlimited internet.

I love here though. I love juicees. I love my shorts but hate being nocturnal. I love my bracelets of bruises. But not faces.
This wont make sense to you but i HAVE to get it off my chest.

Even if i get away theres always a part of me willing to stay. This what happens if you mess around.

check check check check. A bottle for the trouble. Love you all.

boys we love leave when we ask them to stay

Right so as i am such a cheapskate and wouldnt pay for my Spotify i am stuck in Tenerife with shit music. For example... Fucking Rihanna. All i have to keep me sane is Jamie Ts first album and a lovely little remix he did with Hot Club de Paris.

Boy oh boy Jamie.xx

Eurgh. Joey Deakin.

So. Tenerife. I need to be in a semi sober state of mind to fill you all in on my latest antics but too keep you semi happy here are a few sketches i have done since i have been here. Yes. Since i have been here.

Someone is currently trying to tell me that an island not so far away communicates through whistling. Jesus wept. I think he is called Richie Rich.

I am Dais and I am happy to help.

HEy you big bunch of birks. (As promised) My younger brother has started palling about with a group of lads and after having to sit through 2 hours of them pissed, talking shit and puching each other it came to surface that one of them, Gareth, likes art. I honestly wasnt expecting his artwork to be this good. And because i like it so much i said i would post some of it on my blog because you never know. His name is Gareth Sheals. Dont wear it out.


2 days to go. Bricking it. Peace.

Buzz. Your girlfriend. WOOF.

KAREN I LOVE YOU

Canyoutellwhatitisyet?



my blue hair. although its not gone as blue as i'd hoped. i will have to redo tonight.



You-Complete-Arse-Ronald-Weasley

she never ceases to amaze me. i love you ridiculous amount Hermy.

These motherfuckers are thinking i'm playing, thinking i'm saying this shit cos i'm thinking it? Just to be saying it?

                                                            you dont wanna fuck with me.

DAIS you always have to lower the tone dont you.

SPOT THE SMOOCHER?

gave money to the man he put a bag in my hand

new fucking shades. only a fucking week to go.

Its your boy here. I have been spending stupid amounts on clothing and nothing on serious things such as Travel insurance, apartment deposits etc etc. Ahhh well. Atleast i will look nice being skint. Besides my tres lovely Auntie Janey gave me a generous amount of money in Euros to take so that should keep me on my feet. Thanks Janeth and Degsy and Josh and Elliot and Jaimey and Bob. I love you and miss you all.

Before today i have been really nervous and scared about going but i am suddenly fucking ridiculously excited. I have spoke to the 2 girls i will be sharing an apartment with for the first 4 weeks and they both seem lovely, they are also both travelling alone so we have something in common.

I am supposing to be emptying out my room today and getting rid of any shit i dont want or need but i cant motivate myself into doing this whatsoever, at all and instead have spent the past 3 hours whoring Spotify and making an old fashioned family photo/religious symbols shrine on my wall. Thats for Nance. For when you move into my lovely room. Your gonna miss me when am gone (Thats said in a sort of Sean Connery american accent if you can imagine it). My accents are classsss. Badger boy Bobby doesnt agree, infact he laughs at my Lucious Malfoy impression 'Now, Now, Draco'. that could be more to do with head movements i do when i say it.

Oh Harry. What was the last words Dumbldore spoke to us. Harrys our only hope.

I still havent decided what i am going to do about good old Harry. We probably have about 3 copies of each book lying around my humble abode but if i was going to pack them i would end up paying ridiculous amounts in baggage fayre. I may ask Nance if she can send me a book over at a time.

Oooo i will take a picture of Mums wall shrine. your gonna Lav it.

Kids in water. Lav it.

Boy oh boy. We LAV Rolf in this house.

I cant upload the picture of the shrine because the flash is being a yeti.

In recent news i want to fall in love with a football hooligan. pre-stone island.

Dumbledores Quote of the Day

"There are all kinds of courage. It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends."

Dumbledores Quote of the Day

Happiness can be found in even the darkest of places.. If one simply remembers to turn on the light.