Come on Willy lets get sloshed.

I have been told i have to give FULL credit to Will Monk for uploading this video. I love Will. xx


<3 Day off.

Yeah we had some fun.

Although i am having the most fun time here in Tenerife i cant deny that i am so emotionally drained. I miss my mum and my family and my friends. I miss real food and even the spar. I miss music and Bobby. I miss tea and biscuits. I miss crackers and cheese and pate. I miss Oliver and Seedy. I dont miss Poulton yet. Same shit music too much hype. I miss faithfulness. I miss Jamie and spotify. I miss Andrews awful jokes. I miss nicely dressed boys. Actually. How he dresses i care zero aslong as he dont spill my drink. I miss Harry Potter dvds. Dvds in general. I miss normality. I miss my full wardrobe and jeans and hoodies. I miss quilts and fires. I miss fishnets and Henry Holland tights. I miss unlimited internet.

I love here though. I love juicees. I love my shorts but hate being nocturnal. I love my bracelets of bruises. But not faces.
This wont make sense to you but i HAVE to get it off my chest.

Even if i get away theres always a part of me willing to stay. This what happens if you mess around.

check check check check. A bottle for the trouble. Love you all.

boys we love leave when we ask them to stay

Right so as i am such a cheapskate and wouldnt pay for my Spotify i am stuck in Tenerife with shit music. For example... Fucking Rihanna. All i have to keep me sane is Jamie Ts first album and a lovely little remix he did with Hot Club de Paris.

Boy oh boy Jamie.xx

Eurgh. Joey Deakin.

So. Tenerife. I need to be in a semi sober state of mind to fill you all in on my latest antics but too keep you semi happy here are a few sketches i have done since i have been here. Yes. Since i have been here.

Someone is currently trying to tell me that an island not so far away communicates through whistling. Jesus wept. I think he is called Richie Rich.